{"product_id":"meetings-with-the-biscuit-tin-funny-a5-retirement-card","title":"Meetings with the Biscuit Tin | Funny A5 Retirement Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK delivery: 3–6 business days • Envelope included.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSend a colleague, friend or family member into retirement with a laugh about swapping office meetings for tea and biscuits.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe front reads: \u003cstrong\u003eRetirement: All meetings are now with the biscuit tin.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe matching inside spread features the same characters in a different scene, with this verse:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo inbox pings, no office din,\u003cbr\u003eYour next meeting's with the biscuit tin.\u003cbr\u003ePut your feet up, take your tea,\u003cbr\u003eYour time is yours. Enjoy being free!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is plenty of space for your own handwritten message.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA5 folded card with colourful cartoon artwork, printed on 260gsm glossy card and supplied with a 120gsm full-colour insert. Includes a matching envelope and hard-backed postal packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Card Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56386648080769,"sku":null,"price":5.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0952\/7876\/0321\/files\/retirement-ignoring-instructions-front.png?v=1791587375","url":"https:\/\/cardstudio.store\/products\/meetings-with-the-biscuit-tin-funny-a5-retirement-card","provider":"Card Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}