Funny retirement card front: Retired! The only deadlines now are on the milk.

The Only Deadlines Are on the Milk | Funny A5 Retirement Card

£5.95
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Funny retirement card front: Retired! The only deadlines now are on the milk.
  • Funny retirement card front: Retired! The only deadlines now are on the milk.
  • Illustrated inside of The Only Deadlines Are on the Milk, with the same characters in a different scene, a verse and room for handwriting.
The Only Deadlines Are on the Milk | Funny A5 Retirement Card

The Only Deadlines Are on the Milk | Funny A5 Retirement Card

£5.95

Free UK delivery: 3–6 business days • Envelope included.

Celebrate their escape from deadlines with a cheerful joke about the only date left to worry about: the one on the milk. A sunny cartoon card for a retiring colleague, friend or relative who deserves a slower morning.

The front reads: Retired! The only deadlines now are on the milk.

The same characters appear inside in a different illustrated scene, with this verse:

No meetings left, no inbox fight,
No work to keep you up at night.
Your time is yours, your diary's free,
Just check the milk before the tea!

There is space below the verse for your handwritten message. View the second product image to see the illustrated inside.

A5 folded card printed on 260gsm glossy card, supplied with a full-colour 120gsm insert and an envelope. Carefully packaged in a hard-backed postal envelope.